jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

overhumor:

at least you cant see who it is

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

brain-food:

my heart. it has exploded. 

ohioisloko:

ceeberoni:

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah

i live in america and this is completely accurate

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

dampsandwich:

if i could fly i would ask all sorts of girls out and if they rejected me i would be like “Ur missin out” and fly away and she would look at me flying away and be like “wow I’m missin out”

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

ifyoulaugh:

tumblr users outside of tumblr