sadniple:

Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”

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thepersonalwords:

“The people who matter will recognise who you are.”

— Alan Cohen

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thepersonalquotes:

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dnald:

dnald:

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pigeony:

pigeony:

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

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sexhaver:

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iplayydirtyy:

Find a soul that doesn’t lose appreciation once they are used to you.

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mrangrysmiley:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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deiphomos:

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omghotmemes:

Sometimes it really should be like that

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kiki-arcade21:

Lol

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thesoundthisimagemakes:

fancybroom:

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

deeplifequotes:

“Be careful, she doesn’t bloom for just anyone.”

— B.E. Van de Veire

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